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turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 79,595 notes

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 248,536 notes
1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 137,234 notes

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 576,033 notes

majiinboo:

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This barber got godly hands, this nigga got a line up from Zeus himself. The fucking horizon ain’t this straight.

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 6,225 notes

super-mario-rpg:

I’ve been wanting to redraw a scene for forever and I finally decided on a good one

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 10,067 notes

officialunitedstates:

You could hold someone’s doorbell hostage and there’s nothing they could do.  You ring the doorbell and demand $4.15 and they have to give in to your demands or you’ll keep ringing it forever.  You could stand there all day ringing their doorbell and the police wouldn’t be able to stop you because the police are dirty and want their cut of the doorbell ransom business

1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 9,361 notes
1 hour ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 93,322 notes
scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

9 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 97,421 notes
sagegalo:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

This is the best one I’ve ever seen!!

sagegalo:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

This is the best one I’ve ever seen!!

9 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 544,162 notes