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foreverstuckinsadness:

wheniswarped:

-annoying:

you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk

it’s like a different race or something

But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.

Exactly^

17 hours ago on May 17th, 2013 | J | 166,489 notes

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

17 hours ago on May 17th, 2013 | J | 41,742 notes

jointhegayside:

outbox:

inbox:

I want to marry whoever has the url outbox

I’m down 

image

17 hours ago on May 17th, 2013 | J | 64,524 notes
bleproxursox:

unicornology:

b0yfights:

google street view made half a cat i cant breathe
it’s the fucking middle stage of an animorph

oh god

bleproxursox:

unicornology:

b0yfights:

google street view made half a cat i cant breathe

it’s the fucking middle stage of an animorph

oh god

17 hours ago on May 17th, 2013 | J | 35,459 notes
17 hours ago on May 17th, 2013 | J | 762 notes
killuasfeels:

Juuuuuuust coincidence that his candidate number was 404 :3
//shot

killuasfeels:

Juuuuuuust coincidence that his candidate number was 404 :3

//shot

23 hours ago on May 17th, 2013 | J | 36 notes

tony-wiseau:

atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

weaponizedwit:

cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

#tony stark does not share

“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark” 

Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.

2 days ago on May 15th, 2013 | J | 49,846 notes
slothtier:

staff:

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slothtier:

staff:

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2 days ago on May 15th, 2013 | J | 28,418 notes

eddie-the-coconut-head:

tardisparkingonly:

The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time.

go home

2 days ago on May 15th, 2013 | J | 19,082 notes
lolsofunny:

omgimsimon:

methhousemasterpiece:

 

I want to do this hahahahhaha

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

omgimsimon:

methhousemasterpiece:

 

I want to do this hahahahhaha

(lol here!)

2 days ago on May 15th, 2013 | J | 83,118 notes