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pau1y:

mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

NOT ONLY IS THERE NO CAKE BUT WHEN YOU CUT IT THE BALLOON POPS AND PUTS CHOCOLATE SAUCE EVERYWHERE. SAVAGERY

22 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 237,659 notes

escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

22 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 103,374 notes

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

22 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 442,565 notes
22 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 13,502 notes

That’s for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons. No one’s blowing up moons. You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.

22 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 8,199 notes
22 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 1,694 notes

abseas:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

If I take small sips I can add more mixer as I drink to even out how strong this is: the third book in the series

22 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 290,684 notes
thelordofhats:

ultrafacts:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.
Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.
It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

thelordofhats:

ultrafacts:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.

Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.

It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

22 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 26,745 notes

i-effed-it-all-up:

u know how sometimes if u eat too much of a certain food you get sick of it

like my mom used to make spaghetti several times a week for YEARS bc it was quick and easy so now im kinda “meh” about spaghetti

you know that feeling??

that’s how i feel about white cis male protagonists

22 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 17,120 notes
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phoeni-xx:

i cannot

22 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 24,442 notes