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2 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,995 notes

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck
2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 194,130 notes
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

Anonymous

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 23,861 notes

alotoflance:

does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 89,476 notes

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

illlockyourheart:

tastefullyoffensive:

Disney Princess Avengers by ThinkingMakesItSo [via]

Previously: Disney Warrior Princesses

WHY IS THE SULTAN THERE.

Why is the Sultan Black Widow?

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 7,171 notes

tini21:

"The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding."
- Leonardo da Vinci

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 480 notes

panchromaticrhythm:

hermionejg:

itsvondell:

proof harry potter is definitely white and cannot be a POC:

  • they dont mention his race, which means he’s white, the default race
  • he has green eyes, which only white people can have
  • he has naturally jet black hair, a hair color most…
2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 3,836 notes

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 176,015 notes

sugarfey:

evangerwolf:

Steve’s face tho like “where’s your righteousness Natasha” is priceless 

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 61,905 notes

jaclcfrost:

i went to a url to see if it was taken and the last post on it was

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that’s a really long marathon

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 40,085 notes